{"id":1004,"date":"2023-04-18T13:10:43","date_gmt":"2023-04-18T19:10:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2023-04-18T13:10:43","modified_gmt":"2023-04-18T19:10:43","slug":"richard-dawkins-realizes-that-zeus-isnt-the-god-of-the-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1004","title":{"rendered":"Richard Dawkins Realizes that Zeus Isn\u2019t the God of the Bible"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oxford England \u2013 Atheist Richard Dawkins, author of <em>The God Delusion <\/em>got up from writing his latest diatribe against Christians when he belatedly noticed that there was a difference between Yahweh and Zeus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMy, my, my, but if you examine the Iliad and the Bible carefully, you notice differences,\u201d Dawkins muttered nervously. \u201cZeus had a beginning and Yahweh did not. How did I miss that?\u201d According to his wife, Dawkins proceeded to smack himself on the forehead before continuing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cChristians don\u2019t believe in a created God.\u201d Dawkins stammered to himself. &nbsp;\u201cI bet Christians also don\u2019t believe that they are going to sit on clouds playing harps for all eternity, either. Dear me, but this is a catastrophe!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, Dawkins had announced plans to publish a new version of <em>The God Delusion <\/em>entitled <em>The Giant Spaghetti Monster Delusion<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Oxford England \u2013 Atheist Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion got up from writing his latest diatribe against Christians when he belatedly noticed that there was a difference between Yahweh and Zeus. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMy, my, my, but if you examine the Iliad and the Bible carefully, you notice differences,\u201d Dawkins muttered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1005,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1006,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions\/1006"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}