{"id":1015,"date":"2023-04-27T20:04:29","date_gmt":"2023-04-28T02:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2023-04-27T20:04:29","modified_gmt":"2023-04-28T02:04:29","slug":"historians-find-surprising-new-evidence-that-athanasius-fell-into-a-fit-of-rage-every-time-he-was-shown-a-three-leaf-clover-or-triangle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1015","title":{"rendered":"Historians Find Surprising New Evidence that Athanasius Fell into a Fit of Rage Every Time He Was Shown a Three Leaf Clover or Triangle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nicaea \u2013 Historians were shocked upon learning that Saint Patrick paid Church Father Athanasius a visit with some friendly advice about how to clearly articulate the Trinity to the uninformed and the heretic alike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe Trinty reminds me of this three-leaf clover.\u201d Patrick told Athanasius. According to those present, Athanasius started convulsing and shaking like a madman.&nbsp; \u201cAh!!!!!!\u201d Athanasius shrieked in terror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It then occurred to a bewildered Saint Patrick that it might be a good idea to move the conversation along before further irreparable health damage was inflicted. \u201cThe Trinity reminds me of triangles,\u201d Patrick said. Athanasius made a clunking sound as he hit the floor. At the mention of the egg, some thought that Athanasius\u2019s heart had stopped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At publishing time, thankfully, Athanasius had been revived by the soothing reading of the Athanasian Creed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Nicaea \u2013 Historians were shocked upon learning that Saint Patrick paid Church Father Athanasius a visit with some friendly advice about how to clearly articulate the Trinity to the uninformed and the heretic alike. \u201cThe Trinty reminds me of this three-leaf clover.\u201d Patrick told Athanasius. According to those present, Athanasius started convulsing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1016,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1017,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions\/1017"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}