{"id":1034,"date":"2023-05-17T09:01:22","date_gmt":"2023-05-17T15:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1034"},"modified":"2023-05-17T09:01:22","modified_gmt":"2023-05-17T15:01:22","slug":"joseph-smith-reveals-that-the-planet-kolob-is-located-right-next-to-gallifrey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1034","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Reveals that the Planet Kolob is Located Right Next to Gallifrey"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire Note: The planet Kolob is thought to be by Latter Day Saints the planet closest to God. Read more here: <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/kolob\"><em>https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/kolob<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Carthage Illinois \u2013 In a long-awaited sermon, LDS prophet Joseph Smith finally answered Latter Day Saints pressing questions about the location of the Planet Kolob.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt\u2019s in a Galaxy far, far away.\u201d Joseph Smith told eager followers from the pulpit. \u201cIt is roughly seven hundred light years away from Skaro, and practically right on Gallifrey\u2019s doorstep.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In related news, JW founder Charles Taze Russell predicted that humanity would reach Kolob by the year 2032, approximately 57 years after Jesus was supposed to have returned in 1975.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: The planet Kolob is thought to be by Latter Day Saints the planet closest to God. Read more here: https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/kolob Carthage Illinois \u2013 In a long-awaited sermon, LDS prophet Joseph Smith finally answered Latter Day Saints pressing questions about the location of the Planet Kolob. \u201cIt\u2019s in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1034\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}