{"id":1038,"date":"2023-05-22T07:47:28","date_gmt":"2023-05-22T13:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1038"},"modified":"2023-06-12T12:21:35","modified_gmt":"2023-06-12T18:21:35","slug":"muhammad-disproves-the-trinity-1-x-1-x-1-does-not-equal-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1038","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Disproves the Trinity: \u201c1 x 1 x 1 Does Not Equal 1\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mecca \u2013 Internationally renowned theologian and prophet Muhammad recently showed off some of his stellar skills in mathematics to disprove the Christian doctrine of the Trinity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cThe Trinity is dumb,\u201d Muhammad said, after breezing through a picture book Bible and doodling himself in. \u201cEverybody knows that 1 x 1 x 1 equals 3 not 1. Obviously in the Trinity, you get three Gods! This is polytheism!\u201d An outraged Muhammad said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cIn Islam, God is 1,\u201d Muhammad explained, putting on his math teacher voice. \u201cYou get 1 by adding 1 + 1 + 1.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, Muhammad could be heard listing off all 99 of Allah\u2019s attributes. \u201c95 + 5 equals all 99 of Allah\u2019s attributes!\u201d Muhammad declared. The prophet\u2019s math professor could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Mecca \u2013 Internationally renowned theologian and prophet Muhammad recently showed off some of his stellar skills in mathematics to disprove the Christian doctrine of the Trinity. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cThe Trinity is dumb,\u201d Muhammad said, after breezing through a picture book Bible and doodling himself in. \u201cEverybody knows that 1 x 1 x 1 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1040,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1038\/revisions\/1040"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}