{"id":1048,"date":"2023-05-29T10:18:09","date_gmt":"2023-05-29T16:18:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1048"},"modified":"2023-05-29T10:18:09","modified_gmt":"2023-05-29T16:18:09","slug":"new-poll-suggests-that-one-hundred-percent-of-dead-people-now-believe-in-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1048","title":{"rendered":"New Poll Suggests that One Hundred Percent of Dead People Now Believe in God"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Heaven and Hell &#8211; A recent survey of all those who have ever lived and died revealed that a record-breaking one hundred percent of the dead now believe in God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cGod exists.\u201d Long-dead Charles Darwin, a one-time atheist assured his followers. \u201cI know that now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cGod is not a meatball. I know that fact surprises some of my old atheist pals.\u201d Recently deceased atheist Christopher Hitchens told pollsters. \u201cGod isn\u2019t actually anything like the noodle-covered monstrosity I imagined during life. He is very great and does in fact exist.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related poll results, one hundred percent of those resurrected also believe in God. \u201cTake it from me.\u201d A stinky Lazarus assured skeptics. \u201cGod\u2019s not dead, and neither am I.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Heaven and Hell &#8211; A recent survey of all those who have ever lived and died revealed that a record-breaking one hundred percent of the dead now believe in God. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cGod exists.\u201d Long-dead Charles Darwin, a one-time atheist assured his followers. \u201cI know that now.\u201d &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cGod is not a meatball. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1049,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1048"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1050,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1048\/revisions\/1050"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}