{"id":1053,"date":"2023-05-31T09:54:33","date_gmt":"2023-05-31T15:54:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2023-05-31T09:54:33","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T15:54:33","slug":"to-preserve-the-word-of-allah-muhammad-suggests-putting-the-quran-in-the-freezer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"To Preserve the Word of Allah, Muhammad Suggests Putting the Quran in the Freezer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire Note: Has the Quran been perfectly preserved? Does Allah guard the Quran as well as he claims to? Check out this video from Dr. David Wood. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LtTvPQniKnc\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LtTvPQniKnc<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outside Mecca \u2013 When asked by close companions how to preserve the Quran perfectly, the Islamic prophet Muhammad helpfully recommended that the Quran be placed in the freezer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPlacing Allah\u2019s word in the freezer will slow the movement of molecules and prevent the growth of microorganisms,\u201d Muhammad said confidently. \u201cIn addition, it will bring corruption to a grinding halt and block any nefarious demon activity.\u201d \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe Quran was refrigerated as soon as it was transcribed.\u201d Caliph Uthman assured Muslims who were concerned about corruption. \u201cAllah will surely protect his word!\u201d Uthman continued. \u201cProvided it is properly refrigerated.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe Quran is even easier to preserve than chicken!\u201d Elated Muslim scholars exclaimed upon hearing the news.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In related news, Muhammad warned against microwaving or boiling the Quran stating that neither is an effective protection against corruption.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: Has the Quran been perfectly preserved? Does Allah guard the Quran as well as he claims to? Check out this video from Dr. David Wood. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LtTvPQniKnc Outside Mecca \u2013 When asked by close companions how to preserve the Quran perfectly, the Islamic prophet Muhammad helpfully recommended that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1054,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1055,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions\/1055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}