{"id":1060,"date":"2023-06-07T13:19:12","date_gmt":"2023-06-07T19:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1060"},"modified":"2023-06-07T13:19:12","modified_gmt":"2023-06-07T19:19:12","slug":"joseph-smith-proudly-touts-bigger-muscles-than-heavenly-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1060","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Proudly Touts Bigger Muscles Than Heavenly Father"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gymnasium near Joseph Smith\u2019s House \u2013 In his latest visit to the local gym, LDS prophet Joseph Smith finally achieved his long-time fitness goal of having a better physique than Heavenly Father. \u201cLook at these sweet things!\u201d Joseph Smith said as he flexed at bewildered non-LDS folks at the gym. \u201cNot even Heavenly Father has got Abs like mine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Smith looked wistful. \u201cThink of it, I could bench press hundreds of stone tablets looking like this.\u201d Smith looked admiringly down at his chest. \u201cImagine what my spirit babies are gonna look like. They are gonna be a cross between the Holy Spirit and Lebron James.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By publishing time, Joseph Smith claimed to have bench pressed more than Heavenly Father.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Gymnasium near Joseph Smith\u2019s House \u2013 In his latest visit to the local gym, LDS prophet Joseph Smith finally achieved his long-time fitness goal of having a better physique than Heavenly Father. \u201cLook at these sweet things!\u201d Joseph Smith said as he flexed at bewildered non-LDS folks at the gym. \u201cNot even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1062,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions\/1062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}