{"id":1120,"date":"2023-07-10T09:19:25","date_gmt":"2023-07-10T15:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2023-07-10T09:19:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-10T15:19:25","slug":"fed-up-with-predicting-the-second-coming-charles-taze-russell-predicts-the-third-fourth-and-fifth-comings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"Fed Up with Predicting the Second Coming, Charles Taze Russell Predicts the Third, Fourth, and Fifth Comings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pittsburg Pennsylvania \u2013 JW apologists breathed a collective sigh of relief when JW founder and Bible scholar Charles Taze Russell announced that he was done predicting the second coming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cPraise Jehovah!\u201d A watchtower official said upon hearing the news that Russell was done making false prophecies about the second coming of Jesus. \u201cThis makes our lives at the watchtower so much easier.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; This excitement was undone when Russell announced that he would be predicting the third, fourth, and fifth comings of Jesus. \u201cJesus\u2019s third coming will be in 1925,\u201d Russell told Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses everywhere. \u201cHis fourth coming will be in 1970. And his fifth coming will occur when pigs fly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Presumably, the sixth and seventh comings of Jesus will be when Hell freezes over and the Vikings win the super bowl respectively.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At the time of this article\u2019s publication, Charles Taze Russell could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Pittsburg Pennsylvania \u2013 JW apologists breathed a collective sigh of relief when JW founder and Bible scholar Charles Taze Russell announced that he was done predicting the second coming. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cPraise Jehovah!\u201d A watchtower official said upon hearing the news that Russell was done making false prophecies about the second coming of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1121,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1122,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions\/1122"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}