{"id":1137,"date":"2023-07-31T12:56:14","date_gmt":"2023-07-31T18:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1137"},"modified":"2023-07-31T12:56:14","modified_gmt":"2023-07-31T18:56:14","slug":"muhammad-wonders-why-his-teachings-are-gaining-more-negative-media-coverage-than-amish-suicide-bombers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1137","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Wonders Why His Teachings Are Gaining More Negative Media Coverage than Amish Suicide Bombers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mecca \u2013 A bewildered prophet Muhammad recently tuned into his local news outlet and was surprised to find that the focus was entirely on Islamic terrorists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhy is there no mass outrage about Amish suicide bombers?\u201d Muhammad wondered. \u201cWhere I come from, everybody knows that the Amish horse and buggy is simply a Trojan horse for terrorism!\u201d An outraged Muhammad continued. \u201cWhy is nobody even aware of the growing Mennonite menace?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMormon missionaries on bicycles are literally terrorizing me.\u201d A Muslim who wished to remain anonymous said in support of Muhammad\u2019s claim. \u201cBut do they get any media attention? No! All we in the West ever talk about is Islamic terrorism.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Additionally, Muhammad warned of the rising threat of Buddhist Berserkers going berserk in local grocery stores.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Mecca \u2013 A bewildered prophet Muhammad recently tuned into his local news outlet and was surprised to find that the focus was entirely on Islamic terrorists. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhy is there no mass outrage about Amish suicide bombers?\u201d Muhammad wondered. \u201cWhere I come from, everybody knows that the Amish horse and buggy is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1138,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1139,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1137\/revisions\/1139"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}