{"id":1163,"date":"2023-08-21T13:33:53","date_gmt":"2023-08-21T19:33:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2023-08-21T13:33:53","modified_gmt":"2023-08-21T19:33:53","slug":"presidential-candidate-joseph-smith-promises-funding-for-mission-to-kolob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"Presidential Candidate Joseph Smith Promises Funding for Mission to Kolob"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Campaign Trail \u2013 USA Presidential hopeful Joseph Smith outlined his plan for Government spending should he be elected the next President of the United States.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWe are going to find Heavenly Father on day one.\u201d Joseph Smith told eager LDS audiences. \u201cAs President, I would immediately boost funding for NASA so that our great, great astronauts can get to work finding Kolob.\u201d Joseph Smith winked knowingly at his audience. \u201cAnd who knows? We may even bring back some spirit babies!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The campaign promise was met with criticism by political pundits and the broader public alike. Questions such as \u201cWhere is Kolob\u201d and \u201cHow do we bring immaterial spirit babies back to earth\u201d were on everybody\u2019s mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, Joseph Smith hit back at critics revealing that Kolob was in the same system as the Planet Vulcan and Mr. Spock would lead them there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today The Campaign Trail \u2013 USA Presidential hopeful Joseph Smith outlined his plan for Government spending should he be elected the next President of the United States. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWe are going to find Heavenly Father on day one.\u201d Joseph Smith told eager LDS audiences. \u201cAs President, I would immediately boost funding for NASA [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}