{"id":1170,"date":"2023-08-28T07:42:29","date_gmt":"2023-08-28T13:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1170"},"modified":"2023-08-28T07:42:29","modified_gmt":"2023-08-28T13:42:29","slug":"charles-haddon-spurgeon-left-wondering-why-latter-day-saints-continue-going-to-the-temple-after-learning-they-dont-drink-coffee-in-the-foyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1170","title":{"rendered":"Charles Haddon Spurgeon Left Wondering Why Latter-Day Saints Continue Going to the Temple After Learning They Don\u2019t Drink Coffee in the Foyer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire Note: Why don\u2019t Latter-Day Saints drink coffee? Read what they themselves say here. <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.churchofjesuschrist.org\/comeuntochrist\/article\/why-dont-latter-day-saints-drink-coffee\"><em>https:\/\/www.churchofjesuschrist.org\/comeuntochrist\/article\/why-dont-latter-day-saints-drink-coffee<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Metropolitan Baptist Church \u2013 A confused Pastor Charles Spurgeon was left scratching his head upon learning that the LDS temples don\u2019t serve coffee after service.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhy else would you go to a service that preaches bad theology, if not for the coffee after service?\u201d Spurgeon wondered aloud to anyone who would listen. \u201cThese Latter-Day Saint dudes are super nice guys, so I was sure the whole reason Mormonism got going was drinking Starbucks in the Foyer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat do they do between services?\u201d Spurgeon continued in his ponderings. \u201cI can\u2019t imagine Joseph Smith sitting around a table conversing with a bunch of vegans over bread and water.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Latter-Day Saint Church did not respond to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: Why don\u2019t Latter-Day Saints drink coffee? Read what they themselves say here. https:\/\/www.churchofjesuschrist.org\/comeuntochrist\/article\/why-dont-latter-day-saints-drink-coffee Metropolitan Baptist Church \u2013 A confused Pastor Charles Spurgeon was left scratching his head upon learning that the LDS temples don\u2019t serve coffee after service. \u201cWhy else would you go to a service that preaches [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1171,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1172,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions\/1172"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}