{"id":1178,"date":"2023-09-04T13:30:12","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T19:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1178"},"modified":"2023-09-04T13:30:12","modified_gmt":"2023-09-04T19:30:12","slug":"joseph-smith-shocked-to-learn-that-the-respect-for-marriage-act-does-not-include-polygamy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1178","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Shocked to Learn that the Respect for Marriage Act Does Not Include Polygamy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire Note: The LDS Church Announced that it would support the \u201cRespect for Marriage Act.\u201d <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/religion-relationships-gay-rights-utah-07847f4b7e3e96d81c10a298a199b860\"><em>https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/religion-relationships-gay-rights-utah-07847f4b7e3e96d81c10a298a199b860<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salt Lake City, Utah \u2013 The Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced that they would support the \u2018Respect for Marriage Act\u2019 without even reading to the end of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAll that legal language makes me snore.\u201d LDS Senator Mitt Romney said. \u201cI am sure that polygamy is in there somewhere. So, let\u2019s get this baby passed!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat the heck?\u201d Joseph Smith said upon reading the bill. \u201cDidn\u2019t Senator Mitt Romney even read the bill before he backed it? It wasn\u2019t like it was written in Egyptian or anything.\u201d Smith then urged the second President of the LDS Church Brigham Young to launch a campaign for senator and defeat the less than astute Romney.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, Joseph Smith announced that a modified \u201cRespect for Polygamy Act\u201d would be his first priority when he runs for President again in 2024. Smith\u2019s first failed Presidential campaign was in 1844.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: The LDS Church Announced that it would support the \u201cRespect for Marriage Act.\u201d https:\/\/apnews.com\/article\/religion-relationships-gay-rights-utah-07847f4b7e3e96d81c10a298a199b860 Salt Lake City, Utah \u2013 The Church of Jesus of Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced that they would support the \u2018Respect for Marriage Act\u2019 without even reading to the end of it. \u201cAll that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1178"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1180,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1178\/revisions\/1180"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}