{"id":1207,"date":"2023-10-09T13:33:54","date_gmt":"2023-10-09T19:33:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2023-10-09T13:33:54","modified_gmt":"2023-10-09T19:33:54","slug":"surprising-new-poll-reveals-many-atheists-worship-what-they-see-in-the-mirror-every-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1207","title":{"rendered":"Surprising New Poll Reveals Many Atheists Worship What They See in the Mirror Every Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">United States \u2013 Critics and pollsters who have been following the rise of the nones found a surprising trend in recent polls. Many of these nones do in fact worship God just as much as any religious person does. They just make intercessions in front of their bathroom sinks instead of going to Church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI was shocked to hear the types of adoration services that go on every morning in the bathroom.\u201d One surprised pollster said. \u201cYou would think that God himself was in the mirror.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am skeptical of organized religion,\u201d Ada McNarcissist admitted to pollsters. \u201cBut that doesn\u2019t mean I don\u2019t worship in front of my mirror every morning and evening.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI don\u2019t believe that there is a God out there in the cosmos,\u201d another participant in the poll said. \u201cIt\u2019s much easier to trust the God that looks back at me in the mirror every morning and tells me exactly what I want to hear.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; As of publishing time, pollsters did not immediately reply to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today United States \u2013 Critics and pollsters who have been following the rise of the nones found a surprising trend in recent polls. Many of these nones do in fact worship God just as much as any religious person does. They just make intercessions in front of their bathroom sinks instead of going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1206,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1208,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions\/1208"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}