{"id":1219,"date":"2023-10-18T14:09:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-18T20:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1219"},"modified":"2023-10-18T14:09:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-18T20:09:58","slug":"daleks-convert-to-islam-in-hopes-of-exterminating-israel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1219","title":{"rendered":"Daleks Convert to Islam in Hopes of Exterminating Israel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gaza Strip \u2013 In a terrifying turn of events, Dalek creator Davros recited the Shahada over the weekend. \u201cThere is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet! Exterminate!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cExterminate! Exterminate!\u201d The Daleks\u2019 metallic voices rang out as they rolled into Israel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAllah has turned the Thals into Jews.\u201d Islamic prophet Muhammad declared in a joint press conference with Davros. \u201cThey must be exterminated.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI obey!\u201d Davros declared.&nbsp; In Israel, Daleks could be heard crying. \u201cFight those who do not believe in the name of Allah! Exterminate! Exterminate! The Jews must be exterminated!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In related news, college students across the nations said that just as the responsibility for Islamic terrorist attacks lay at the feet of the Jews, responsibility for Dalek attacks lay at the feet of the Doctor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Gaza Strip \u2013 In a terrifying turn of events, Dalek creator Davros recited the Shahada over the weekend. \u201cThere is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet! Exterminate!\u201d \u201cExterminate! Exterminate!\u201d The Daleks\u2019 metallic voices rang out as they rolled into Israel.\u201d \u201cAllah has turned the Thals into Jews.\u201d Islamic prophet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1221,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1219\/revisions\/1221"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}