{"id":1239,"date":"2023-11-08T19:42:06","date_gmt":"2023-11-09T01:42:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1239"},"modified":"2023-11-08T19:42:06","modified_gmt":"2023-11-09T01:42:06","slug":"adam-and-eve-convert-to-mormonism-in-hopes-of-becoming-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1239","title":{"rendered":"Adam and Eve Convert to Mormonism in Hopes of Becoming Gods"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire Note: Readers of the World\u2019s One and Only Apologetics Satire Site might be surprised to find out just how much Brigham Young would agree with this article. He may even dispute its satire, much to the dismay of modern Latter-Day Saints. <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/adam-god\"><em>https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/adam-god<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Outside the Garden of Eden \u2013 After eating from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil failed to make Adam and Eve just like God, the first couple to ever sin, or exist for that matter, announced a new plan to become Gods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEve and I made our decision to be baptized as Latter-Day Saints today, in hopes of becoming Gods of our own planets someday.\u201d Adam announced immediately following his exile from the garden for eating fruit that the Devil claimed would do just that. \u201cUpon reflection, Eve and I have decided that the LDS exaltation process is a far, far more reliable way to attain Godhood than eating apples.\u201d Adam said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Second President of the LDS Church Brigham Young praised the decision, commending the first couple for trying to be like God in the way Joseph Smith suggested rather than the way the Devil suggested.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adam and Eve did not reply immediately to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: Readers of the World\u2019s One and Only Apologetics Satire Site might be surprised to find out just how much Brigham Young would agree with this article. He may even dispute its satire, much to the dismay of modern Latter-Day Saints. https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/adam-god Outside the Garden of Eden \u2013 After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1240,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1239"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1241,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1239\/revisions\/1241"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}