{"id":1270,"date":"2023-12-25T12:25:24","date_gmt":"2023-12-25T18:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1270"},"modified":"2023-12-25T12:25:24","modified_gmt":"2023-12-25T18:25:24","slug":"pastor-pleased-to-see-muhammad-joseph-smith-and-charles-darwin-in-his-congregation-for-christmas-eve-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1270","title":{"rendered":"Pastor Pleased to See Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and Charles Darwin in His Congregation for Christmas Eve Service"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Local Church \u2013 Like all good non\u2013believers, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and Charles Darwin dutifully filed into Church to celebrate nice baby Jesus and forget all about big powerful Jesus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Darwin couple expressed overwhelming appreciation for their Church\u2019s Christmas eve service. \u201cAhh.\u201d Charles Darwin sighed contentedly. \u201cThis is the only time of the year I can walk away from Church feeling like I could easily cleave Jesus in two with my lightsaber.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI love to hear the Christmas story!\u201d Muhammad told congregants. \u201cIt warms my heart to hear how Jesus came out of the stork on Christmas morning.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Pastor for his part was sure that he was doing something right when he saw Muhammad and Joseph Smith sitting in his congregation. \u201cThey\u2019re even comfortable enough to bring all their wives to service!\u201d The Pastor marveled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At the time of this article\u2019s publication, the pastor was disappointed to see that none of his first-time guests had returned to Church the following week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today The Local Church \u2013 Like all good non\u2013believers, Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and Charles Darwin dutifully filed into Church to celebrate nice baby Jesus and forget all about big powerful Jesus. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The Darwin couple expressed overwhelming appreciation for their Church\u2019s Christmas eve service. \u201cAhh.\u201d Charles Darwin sighed contentedly. \u201cThis is the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1270\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}