{"id":1276,"date":"2024-01-01T10:21:37","date_gmt":"2024-01-01T16:21:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1276"},"modified":"2024-01-01T10:21:37","modified_gmt":"2024-01-01T16:21:37","slug":"charles-taze-russell-just-glad-he-doesnt-have-to-take-down-the-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1276","title":{"rendered":"Charles Taze Russell Just Glad He Doesn\u2019t Have to Take Down the Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Russell Home \u2013 It\u2019s that time of year that Charles Taze Russell is thanking the Lord that he is not a Christian. \u201cNo lights, no trees, no decorations, isn\u2019t it great to be a Jehovah\u2019s Witness?\u201d An exuberant Russell told his congregation this past week. \u201cBesides, this way I get all Santa\u2019s cookies. It\u2019s amazing how far a combination of Arianism, Annihilationism, and my own personal touch will get you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cHe never did like putting up the Christmas tree.\u201d Mrs. Russell told the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site. \u201cHe complained that it stayed up all year long. Of course, the reason we never took it down was because he hated stuffing it back in the box so much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news, Russell suggested that Christmas songs on public radio were enough to turn any good Christian into a Jehovah\u2019s Witness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today The Russell Home \u2013 It\u2019s that time of year that Charles Taze Russell is thanking the Lord that he is not a Christian. \u201cNo lights, no trees, no decorations, isn\u2019t it great to be a Jehovah\u2019s Witness?\u201d An exuberant Russell told his congregation this past week. \u201cBesides, this way I get all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1277,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1276"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1276\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}