{"id":1331,"date":"2024-04-01T12:02:35","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T18:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2024-04-01T12:02:35","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T18:02:35","slug":"new-research-done-by-atheist-suggests-that-angels-stole-the-body-of-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"New Research Done by Atheist Suggests that Angels Stole the Body of Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>University of Noth Carolina \u2013 Groundbreaking research has recently indicated that Jesus of Nazareth did not in fact rise from the dead. Instead, atheist Dr. Bart Erhman suggested that angels stole Jesus\u2019s body from the tomb and then lied to the women.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYeah, resurrection is as impossible as a group hallucination.\u201d Dr. Erhman told crestfallen atheists. \u201cThe only really good alternative theory to the resurrection of Jesus is that his body was stolen by rogue angels. Think of this as divine tomb robbery.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Not all atheists were pleased with Dr. Ehrman\u2019s new theory since it still inevitably led to the conclusion that God exists. Atheist Richard Dawkins posited that Jesus\u2019s corpse was stolen in a cutting-edge invention of the disciples known only as the Jesusmobile. Dawkins admitted that he had \u201ccomplete faith\u201d in his theory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, Dr. Ehrman had not replied to request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today University of Noth Carolina \u2013 Groundbreaking research has recently indicated that Jesus of Nazareth did not in fact rise from the dead. Instead, atheist Dr. Bart Erhman suggested that angels stole Jesus\u2019s body from the tomb and then lied to the women. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYeah, resurrection is as impossible as a group hallucination.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":996,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1332,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions\/1332"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}