{"id":1338,"date":"2024-04-15T06:48:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-15T12:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2024-04-15T06:48:15","modified_gmt":"2024-04-15T12:48:15","slug":"muhammad-touts-new-yellow-mustache-i-am-muhammad-and-i-speak-for-tawhid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1338","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Touts New Yellow Mustache: \u201cI am Muhammad and I Speak for Tawhid\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thneedville \u2013 Islamic prophet Muhammad recently dawned an orange suit and a yellow mustache as he popped by Thneedville.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid!\u201d A literally bouncing Muhammad said going up and down the streets. \u201cI am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid. God is not three and I say it with glee, for I am Muhammad and I speak for Tawhid!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When asked if inspired by Dr. Seuss\u2019s account of the Lorax, Muhammad replied \u201cOf course not, I can\u2019t read!\u201d The prophet went on to suggest that he may have been influenced by the pictures.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; By the time of this article\u2019s publication, Muhammad had dropped by the Once-ler\u2019s house in hopes of convincing him to recite the Shahada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Thneedville \u2013 Islamic prophet Muhammad recently dawned an orange suit and a yellow mustache as he popped by Thneedville. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid!\u201d A literally bouncing Muhammad said going up and down the streets. \u201cI am Muhammad I speak for Tawhid. God is not three and I say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1339,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1340,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions\/1340"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}