{"id":1352,"date":"2024-05-20T08:38:15","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T14:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1352"},"modified":"2024-05-20T08:38:15","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T14:38:15","slug":"pope-confirms-official-opinion-of-the-catholic-church-was-that-jesuss-brothers-were-hatched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1352","title":{"rendered":"Pope Confirms Official Opinion of the Catholic Church Was that Jesus\u2019s Brothers Were Hatched"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Beyond the Satire: What do Catholics believe about the perpetual virginity of Mary? Is it Biblical? <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gotquestions.org\/perpetual-virginity-Mary.html\"><em>https:\/\/www.gotquestions.org\/perpetual-virginity-Mary.html<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Vatican \u2013 When speaking with Church goers over the weekend, his holiness Pope Francis answered the question that has long been vexing devout Catholic biologists. Over the years, some especially studious Catholic scientists have wondered where exactly Jesus\u2019 brothers come from if Mary truly remained a perpetual virgin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhy, James, Jude, and Simon were hatched in the nest of the great Nazarene stork.\u201d Pope Francis answered. \u201cMary simply dropped by to pick the boys up. Imagine, what a temptation it must have been for our blessed LORD and savior to refrain from teasing his brothers about being hatched.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sources close to the Pope even suggested that the Devil entered into Mary and Joseph\u2019s households to sing \u2018happy hatch day\u2019 to Jude, for he was always dreadfully insecure about such things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In response to allegations from protestants that there is absolutely no Biblical support for the great Nazarene stork, his eminence waved it off by saying it was just as Biblical as the immaculate conception.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Vatican did not reply to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire: What do Catholics believe about the perpetual virginity of Mary? Is it Biblical? https:\/\/www.gotquestions.org\/perpetual-virginity-Mary.html The Vatican \u2013 When speaking with Church goers over the weekend, his holiness Pope Francis answered the question that has long been vexing devout Catholic biologists. Over the years, some especially studious Catholic scientists have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1354,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1352\/revisions\/1354"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}