{"id":1391,"date":"2025-01-16T15:36:34","date_gmt":"2025-01-16T21:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1391"},"modified":"2025-01-16T15:36:34","modified_gmt":"2025-01-16T21:36:34","slug":"check-out-muhammad-joseph-smith-and-charles-taze-russells-new-years-resolutions-for-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=1391","title":{"rendered":"Check Out Muhammad, Joseph Smith, and Charles Taze Russell\u2019s New Years Resolutions for 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Manitou Springs CO \u2013 For the second year in a row, we here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site have collected the New Years Resolutions of the folks foretold in Matthew 7:15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Charles Taze Russell: Be as handsome and goodlooking as Joseph Smith. It sure worked with the ladies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joseph Rutherford: Stop Christmas. Especially Christmas trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joseph Smith: Learn at least one more fictional language to supplement reformed Egyptian.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Brigham Young: Get married. Again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Muhammad: Read the Quran in a year. Oh wait\u2026 Publish the picture book Quran 2025 edition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Buddha: Forsake the desire to keep with any New Years Resolutions after they get challenging.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Krishna: Watch <em>Avatar: The Last Airbender<\/em>. He is an avatar after all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Manitou Springs CO \u2013 For the second year in a row, we here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site have collected the New Years Resolutions of the folks foretold in Matthew 7:15. Charles Taze Russell: Be as handsome and goodlooking as Joseph Smith. It sure worked with the ladies. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1392,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1393,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1391\/revisions\/1393"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}