{"id":294,"date":"2021-12-30T11:42:53","date_gmt":"2021-12-30T17:42:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=294"},"modified":"2021-12-30T11:42:53","modified_gmt":"2021-12-30T17:42:53","slug":"the-pope-brings-the-ten-thousandth-commandment-down-from-mount-sinai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=294","title":{"rendered":"The Pope Brings the Ten Thousandth Commandment Down from Mount Sinai"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sinai \u2013 Catholics across the world are rejoicing as the Pope returns from his forty-day long consultation with himself about what to infallibly decree next. After forty days of thinking, the Pope returned from Sinai with the Ten Thousandth commandment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYou thought it was hard to keep Biblical doctrine straight, wait till you see the ten thousandth commandment!\u201d The overjoyed Pope declared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news, Martin Luther also returned from Mount Sinai with his 99 stone tablets. According to reliable sources, some Catholics thought Scripture alone might be simpler after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Sinai \u2013 Catholics across the world are rejoicing as the Pope returns from his forty-day long consultation with himself about what to infallibly decree next. After forty days of thinking, the Pope returned from Sinai with the Ten Thousandth commandment. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYou thought it was hard to keep Biblical doctrine straight, wait [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":295,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}