{"id":349,"date":"2022-01-27T11:49:16","date_gmt":"2022-01-27T17:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2022-01-27T11:49:16","modified_gmt":"2022-01-27T17:49:16","slug":"problem-solved-joseph-smith-knows-exactly-what-denomination-to-join-after-hearing-the-preaching-of-charles-haddon-spurgeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"Problem Solved: Joseph Smith Knows Exactly What Denomination to Join After Hearing the Preaching of Charles Haddon Spurgeon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>London \u2013 Cries of Joy ring out from London as the would-be LDS prophet Joseph Smith\u2019s dilemma has been solved. Recently, Smith had been seen wandering the countryside debating which denomination to join.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fortunately, this problem was solved before Smith could go into the woods to have visions that would result in him starting a new religion. Instead of going into the woods to pray, Smith headed over to England to hear the preaching of the Prince of Preacher\u2019s himself, Charles Haddon Spurgeon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Upon hearing the preaching of Pastor Spurgeon, Smith knew instantly what denomination to join and all his cravings to start a new religion vanished.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cIt\u2019s just fantastic!\u201d Said would be Latter Day Saint Brigham Young, who regularly attends Church with only one wife. \u201cInstead of running a fantastical religion, with more wives than God\u2019s, I am happily settled down with one God, one wife, and a great Church!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At last report, Smith was still a member of Spurgeon\u2019s Church in good standing and will remain that way for the foreseeable future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today London \u2013 Cries of Joy ring out from London as the would-be LDS prophet Joseph Smith\u2019s dilemma has been solved. Recently, Smith had been seen wandering the countryside debating which denomination to join. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Fortunately, this problem was solved before Smith could go into the woods to have visions that would result [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":350,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/350"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}