{"id":403,"date":"2022-02-24T13:08:28","date_gmt":"2022-02-24T19:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2022-02-24T13:08:28","modified_gmt":"2022-02-24T19:08:28","slug":"prosperity-gospel-preacher-thrilled-to-welcome-jobs-friends-to-his-congregation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"Prosperity Gospel Preacher Thrilled to Welcome Job\u2019s Friends to His Congregation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Prosperity Gospel Church, Houston Texas \u2013 There is great rejoicing today as the wolves rejoin an unsuspecting flock. One of the most prominent Prosperity Gospel preachers in our time announced to his congregation that three of the original founders of the doctrine will be joining the congregation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cChurch, please put your hands together and join me in welcoming Job\u2019s three friends to our congregation!\u201d The sanctuary erupted into applause as Eliphaz, Bildad and Zophar walked onto the stage. The preacher looked out at his congregation and then back at Job\u2019s three friend\u2019s. \u201cBlessings be upon you as claim health and wealth in this congregation!\u201d The pastor declared. Once again, the sanctuary erupted into applause.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Unfortunately for the celebrations, a crestfallen Job appeared having just recently lost health and wealth, despite being a Godly man. Job politely asked how he could get his health back. The preacher sympathetically suggested that Job should find a different Church.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Prosperity Gospel Church, Houston Texas \u2013 There is great rejoicing today as the wolves rejoin an unsuspecting flock. One of the most prominent Prosperity Gospel preachers in our time announced to his congregation that three of the original founders of the doctrine will be joining the congregation. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cChurch, please put your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":255,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":404,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}