{"id":452,"date":"2022-03-25T08:26:42","date_gmt":"2022-03-25T14:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=452"},"modified":"2022-03-25T08:26:42","modified_gmt":"2022-03-25T14:26:42","slug":"medieval-catholic-church-jealous-of-uthmans-mighty-holy-book-burning-powers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"Medieval Catholic Church Jealous of Uthman\u2019s Mighty Holy Book Burning Powers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire: Muslims often tell Christians that the Bible was corrupted early on in Christian history. Interestingly, Uthman, one of Muhammad\u2019s successors, burned all the varying interpretations of the Quran that disagreed with him. This makes us at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site suspicious of which book was truly corrupted.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rome \u2013 A first comes in apologetics history as the Pope reveals that he is deeply jealous of an Islamic caliph. Pope Leo X publicly admitted yesterday that he was jealous of the Islamic leader Uthman. \u201cUthman burned a stack of Qurans, and the fire was almost as big as the Papacy\u2019s errors on the authority of scripture!\u201d Pope Leo said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The news of the Pope\u2019s jealousy comes after Leo became increasingly annoyed with all the heretical truths Martin Luther has been spreading across the Catholic Church.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI wish I could alter the Bible like Uthman altered the Quran.\u201d Leo said. \u201cI would start by altering those sixty-six Protestant books of the Bible. Frankly, I feel like God plagiarized Martin Luther.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Neither Uthman nor the Pope replied to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire: Muslims often tell Christians that the Bible was corrupted early on in Christian history. Interestingly, Uthman, one of Muhammad\u2019s successors, burned all the varying interpretations of the Quran that disagreed with him. This makes us at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site suspicious of which book was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":453,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":454,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/454"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}