{"id":464,"date":"2022-04-04T13:08:28","date_gmt":"2022-04-04T19:08:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=464"},"modified":"2022-04-04T13:08:28","modified_gmt":"2022-04-04T19:08:28","slug":"joseph-smith-recommends-all-bibles-be-translated-into-reformed-egyptian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Recommends All Bibles be Translated into Reformed Egyptian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire: Reformed Egyptian was the language that the Book of Mormon was originally revealed to Joseph Smith in. Unfortunately for Smith, the language does not exist.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Carthage Illinois \u2013 Have no fear for heresy is near! Joseph Smith signaled yesterday in his latest sermon that he has a plan to save the Latter &#8211; Day Saints from being saved. In his pulpit yesterday, Smith outlined for his faithful LDS followers his latest scheme to save Mormonism from Jesus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI tell you what folks, why don\u2019t I translate every Bible from English into reformed Egyptian?\u201d Smith said from the Pulpit. Reports say that Smith received a standing ovation for his suggestion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>According to one attendee, someone from the back shouted \u201cLet\u2019s go Joseph! Nobody knows reformed Egyptian better than you. If it comes right down to it, you\u2019re the only one who has ever heard of reformed Egyptian!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Joseph Smith nodded tolerantly and reminded his adoring crowd that was the point. \u201cCome on folks\u201d Smith said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t we have a much easier time proving Mormonism true if the Bible contradicted us in a language that doesn\u2019t exist?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, things did not go according to plan. At publishing time, Joseph Smith\u2019s translators had converted to Christianity after being forced to read the Bible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire: Reformed Egyptian was the language that the Book of Mormon was originally revealed to Joseph Smith in. Unfortunately for Smith, the language does not exist. Carthage Illinois \u2013 Have no fear for heresy is near! Joseph Smith signaled yesterday in his latest sermon that he has a plan to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":465,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":466,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions\/466"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}