{"id":512,"date":"2022-05-11T15:15:17","date_gmt":"2022-05-11T21:15:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=512"},"modified":"2022-05-11T15:15:17","modified_gmt":"2022-05-11T21:15:17","slug":"pontius-pilate-one-ups-atheists-by-reminding-them-he-killed-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=512","title":{"rendered":"Pontius Pilate One Ups Atheists by Reminding Them He Killed God"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jerusalem \u2013 Recently an anti-Jesus coalition showed up in Jerusalem to kill the son of God. This coalition consisted primarily of angry Jews and confused Romans. However, some in the atheist community showed up as well. Richard Dawkins was perhaps the most well-known atheist in the crowd. Sources confirmed that Richard Dawkins was giving a copy of the <em>God Delusion <\/em>to anyone who looked remotely literate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cIf this book works as I intend it to, the idea of a God will be dead.\u201d an angry Richard Dawkins declared, wielding <em>The God Delusion <\/em>as a sword.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMr. Dawkins, that is not possible!\u201d Pontius Pilate said, appearing behind Dawkins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhy ever not?\u201d Dawkins asked indignantly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cBecause I just crucified him. I am the only dude in human history that can truthfully claim to have killed the Son of God.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cOh my God! You are right.\u201d A mortified Dawkins replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pilate threw up his hands in indignation. \u201cHow long it will take you guys to realize that the only way that God will die is if he chooses to die to save his people.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, the anti \u2013 Jesus conference in Jerusalem disbanded just as the stone was rolled away from the tomb. Eyewitnesses have confirmed that Jesus has risen from the dead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Jerusalem \u2013 Recently an anti-Jesus coalition showed up in Jerusalem to kill the son of God. This coalition consisted primarily of angry Jews and confused Romans. However, some in the atheist community showed up as well. Richard Dawkins was perhaps the most well-known atheist in the crowd. Sources confirmed that Richard Dawkins [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":513,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}