{"id":517,"date":"2022-05-13T10:08:59","date_gmt":"2022-05-13T16:08:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=517"},"modified":"2022-05-13T10:08:59","modified_gmt":"2022-05-13T16:08:59","slug":"breaking-atheism-no-longer-means-disbelief-in-god-it-now-means-disbelief-of-sin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=517","title":{"rendered":"Breaking! Atheism No Longer Means Disbelief in God; It Now Means Disbelief of Sin"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Local Library \u2013 Uh Oh! Charles Darwin just got his hands on a dictionary. The local librarian admitted she was surprised to see the renowned evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin sitting in the corner of the library scribbling on a dictionary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cHa!\u201d A pleased Darwin told the librarian. \u201cI have changed the definition of Atheist. See, atheism used to mean that an atheist denies the existence of God. Now an atheist denies the existence of his own sin.\u201d Darwin grinned happily. Spectators wondered if the librarian was a Calvinist after she sniffed in dismay and said \u201cOh, you depraved sinner\u201d and left. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In a record first John Calvin agreed with Charles Darwin. \u201cThis guy nailed the definition of atheism!\u201d Calvin said happily. \u201cI think I will get him a tulip.\u201d This story is developing. When the article was published, Calvin was seen walking up to Darwin\u2019s residence with a vase of tulips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today The Local Library \u2013 Uh Oh! Charles Darwin just got his hands on a dictionary. The local librarian admitted she was surprised to see the renowned evolutionist and atheist Charles Darwin sitting in the corner of the library scribbling on a dictionary. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cHa!\u201d A pleased Darwin told the librarian. \u201cI have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":518,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions\/518"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}