{"id":546,"date":"2022-05-31T12:36:09","date_gmt":"2022-05-31T18:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2022-06-13T08:44:50","modified_gmt":"2022-06-13T14:44:50","slug":"holy-holy-holy-modern-church-wonders-why-spurgeon-has-stage-fright","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"Holy! Holy! Holy! Modern Church Wonders Why Spurgeon Has Stage Fright"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Metropolitan Baptist Church \u2013 After a century and a half hiatus from preaching, the prince of preacher\u2019s has returned to the pulpit! It is with great joy that we here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site can confirm that Spurgeon did in fact preach at Metropolitan Baptist Church last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Unfortunately, Spurgeon had been away for such a long time that he was out of tune with the modern standards of Christ likeness. \u201cThe music isn\u2019t loud enough! I can\u2019t feel the beat.\u201d Declared an annoyed Arnold McDeaf. \u201cWhere are the fog machines?\u201d Another believer asked. \u201cDoesn\u2019t Spurgeon realize that you can\u2019t feel the spirit without suffocating?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A visibly trembling Spurgeon ignored the worship debate and pressed on to the pulpit. Sources confided to Satura Apologia Today that the fear of preaching the word incorrectly was almost debilitating to Spurgeon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cHe is shaking. Does our Spurgeon have stage fright?\u201d Church goer Donald Loving asked. \u201cMaybe he is just allergic to the fog machines.\u201d Loving scratched his head. \u201cIt certainly can\u2019t be God, after all, what is there to fear from a holy God?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Pastor Spurgeon could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire: Regardless of differences in preaching style and worship style, Church unity is important! Check out this article by one of the newest writers here at Rock Solid Apologia highlighting the necessity of unity in the Church. <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=549\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=549<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Metropolitan Baptist Church \u2013 After a century and a half hiatus from preaching, the prince of preacher\u2019s has returned to the pulpit! It is with great joy that we here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site can confirm that Spurgeon did in fact preach at Metropolitan Baptist Church last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":547,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":566,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/566"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}