{"id":556,"date":"2022-06-06T09:43:06","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T15:43:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2022-06-06T09:43:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-06T15:43:06","slug":"worlds-one-and-only-apologetics-satire-site-investigates-claim-that-winnie-the-pooh-was-a-muslim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"World\u2019s One and Only Apologetics Satire Site Investigates Claim that Winnie the Pooh was a Muslim"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rochester MN \u2013 Breaking news has been brought to our attention by Dr. Andy Bannister over at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.andybannister.net\/\">https:\/\/www.andybannister.net\/<\/a> that the famed bear Winnie the Pooh was in fact a Muslim. This breaking news comes on the heels of news right out of the seventh century that Jesus the son of God, was also a Muslim. This claim traces its origins back to the Quran.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site concluded after reading Dr. Bannister\u2019s groundbreaking report, that if one can conclude that Jesus was a Muslim, one can also conclude that Winnie is a Muslim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Read the essay for yourself here! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andybannister.net\/was-winnie-the-pooh-a-good-muslim\/\">http:\/\/www.andybannister.net\/was-winnie-the-pooh-a-good-muslim\/<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Dr. Andy Bannister contributed to this report.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Rochester MN \u2013 Breaking news has been brought to our attention by Dr. Andy Bannister over at https:\/\/www.andybannister.net\/ that the famed bear Winnie the Pooh was in fact a Muslim. This breaking news comes on the heels of news right out of the seventh century that Jesus the son of God, was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":557,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":558,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions\/558"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}