{"id":563,"date":"2022-06-10T09:54:19","date_gmt":"2022-06-10T15:54:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=563"},"modified":"2022-06-10T09:54:19","modified_gmt":"2022-06-10T15:54:19","slug":"darwin-outraged-when-he-realizes-planet-of-the-apes-is-not-a-documentary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Outraged When He Realizes \u2018Planet of the Apes\u2019 is Not a Documentary"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Darwin\u2019s local Cinema \u2013 Atheist movie goer Charles Darwin recently headed to the movie theatre to see his all-time favorite film in the cinemas. The theatre manager confirmed that \u2018Planet of the Apes\u2019 was unsurprisingly the all-time favorite movie of the famed atheist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Reports say that Darwin was so enthralled by the film that he headed home for a rewatch. \u201cI have got unlimited access to the history channel.\u201d Darwin told his long-suffering wife. \u201cWe can rewatch Planet of the Apes tonight on the history channel.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Darwin\u2019s wife had to break the news to her husband that Planet of the Apes was not a history film but was science fiction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI thought that was earth a long time ago.\u201d A bewildered Darwin declared. \u201cYou know, back in the days when apes ran around with fancy guns proving that morality is subjective by doing all sorts of awful things to each other.\u201d Darwin sighed. \u201cThings have not changed all that much.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Never to be deterred, Darwin figured the sequels at least had to be real and stayed up all night looking for them amongst his favorite documentaries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Darwin\u2019s local Cinema \u2013 Atheist movie goer Charles Darwin recently headed to the movie theatre to see his all-time favorite film in the cinemas. The theatre manager confirmed that \u2018Planet of the Apes\u2019 was unsurprisingly the all-time favorite movie of the famed atheist. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Reports say that Darwin was so enthralled by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":564,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":565,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions\/565"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}