{"id":579,"date":"2022-06-17T08:43:10","date_gmt":"2022-06-17T14:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2022-06-17T08:43:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-17T14:43:10","slug":"mission-accomplished-atheists-finally-reach-goal-of-disproving-santa-clause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"Mission Accomplished! Atheists Finally Reach Goal of Disproving Santa Clause"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Myra \u2013 A big day for jolly old St. Nicholas as atheists from around the globe gather in the little town of Myra to celebrate the fact that Santa Clause has finally been disproven. Sources report that the historical St. Nicholas himself invited the atheists to come down to Myra and celebrate their centuries in coming achievement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cBring it in boys!\u201d St. Nicholas told the jubilant crowd of atheists. \u201cYou did it!\u201d Nick said. \u201cYou have proven that the God you don\u2019t believe in, AKA Santa Clause, my alter ego, does not exist! Congrats fellas!\u201d Witnesses confirmed that St. Nick offered the atheists a cookie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cNow that you boys have disproven Santa Clause and the tooth fairy, on to the important things! On to God! Good luck.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sources warn atheists of getting their hopes up about atheism\u2019s success in disproving God. As of publishing time, most of the attendees at St. Nick\u2019s party didn\u2019t realize there was any difference between God and Santa, thus mission accomplished. A bewildered St. Nick refused our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Myra \u2013 A big day for jolly old St. Nicholas as atheists from around the globe gather in the little town of Myra to celebrate the fact that Santa Clause has finally been disproven. Sources report that the historical St. Nicholas himself invited the atheists to come down to Myra and celebrate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":580,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":581,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions\/581"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/580"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}