{"id":651,"date":"2022-08-16T09:49:03","date_gmt":"2022-08-16T15:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=651"},"modified":"2022-08-16T09:49:03","modified_gmt":"2022-08-16T15:49:03","slug":"martin-luther-nails-95-copies-of-egyptian-for-dummies-on-joseph-smiths-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"Martin Luther Nails 95 Copies of \u2018Egyptian for Dummies\u2019 on Joseph Smith\u2019s Door"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kirkland Ohio \u2013 It\u2019s morning in America! LDS prophet Joseph Smith was rudely awakened early this morning by the sound of a hammer on his door. Smith\u2019s wives reported that he was shocked to see the chubby face of the great Martin Luther standing with a hammer on his doorstep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The reason for Luther\u2019s hammer became obvious enough when Joseph Smith saw 95 copies of \u2018Egyptian for Dummies\u2019 hanging on his door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cThanks dude!\u201d Smith said. \u201cBut whatever gave you the idea that I don\u2019t know Egyptian? It\u2019s not like I translated the Book of Abraham from the Egyptian Book of the Dead or anything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In related news we checked out a cold case detectives work on the Book of Abraham and here are his findings. <a href=\"https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/\">https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/how-the-book-of-abraham-exposes-the-false-nature-of-mormonism\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Kirkland Ohio \u2013 It\u2019s morning in America! LDS prophet Joseph Smith was rudely awakened early this morning by the sound of a hammer on his door. Smith\u2019s wives reported that he was shocked to see the chubby face of the great Martin Luther standing with a hammer on his doorstep. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":652,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":653,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions\/653"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/652"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}