{"id":676,"date":"2022-08-25T10:14:55","date_gmt":"2022-08-25T16:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=676"},"modified":"2022-08-25T10:17:48","modified_gmt":"2022-08-25T16:17:48","slug":"dont-try-this-kind-of-atheism-at-home-darwin-tries-to-make-dinner-come-from-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=676","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t Try this Kind of Atheism at Home! Darwin Tries to Make Dinner Come from Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mrs. Darwin\u2019s Kitchen \u2013 We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site got an exclusive interview with Emma Darwin! We told Mrs. Darwin that we wanted to get to know the <em>real <\/em>Charles Darwin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, Charles.\u201d Mrs. Darwin said in a fond tone. \u201cHe cannot cook to save his life. The man just sits there and waits for food to materialize as if it were the universe. He says he is waiting for a \u2018big bang.\u2019\u201d Mrs. Darwin sighed. \u201cIf I were not a creationist when it came to food, he would starve.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a related topic, Mrs. Darwin expressed her displeasure with Charles\u2019s obsession with \u2018Planet of the Apes.\u2019 \u201cI do wish Charles would stop looking for that horrid movie on the history channel!\u201d She declared. More on that story is found only on the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site. https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=563<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Mrs. Darwin\u2019s Kitchen \u2013 We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site got an exclusive interview with Emma Darwin! We told Mrs. Darwin that we wanted to get to know the real Charles Darwin. \u201cOh, Charles.\u201d Mrs. Darwin said in a fond tone. \u201cHe cannot cook to save his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":679,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":678,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions\/678"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/679"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}