{"id":687,"date":"2022-09-01T10:16:06","date_gmt":"2022-09-01T16:16:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=687"},"modified":"2022-12-27T11:14:44","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T17:14:44","slug":"charles-taze-russel-reveals-his-understanding-of-the-holy-spirit-comes-from-star-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=687","title":{"rendered":"Charles Taze Russell Reveals His Understanding of the Holy Spirit Comes from Star Wars"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire: Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses believe the Holy Spirit to be an impersonal force.<\/em> <em>You can check out more about JW beliefs here. https:\/\/carm.org\/jehovahs-witnesses\/jehovahs-witness-beliefs-jesus\/<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A theology far, far, away from reality \u2013 Local Star Wars fan and devout Jehovah\u2019s Witness Lukas Groundwalker was more than a little bit confused when JW founder Charles Taze Russell declared \u201cmay the force be with you, son!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Groundwalker told Satura Apologia Today that he was on his way to Walmart when he bumped into Russel. It was after that uncomfortable invasion of personal space that Russell gave Groundwalker Obi Wan Kenobi\u2019s typical greeting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cOops!\u201d Russell declared. \u201cI meant to say, may the Holy Spirit be with you.\u201d Russell looked sheepish. \u201cSorry, I am a Star Wars fan. And the force always seemed way cooler than the holy ghost.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 We reached out to the watchtower organization for comment, and it was confirmed that Charles Taze Russell did indeed get his understanding of the Holy Spirit by watching Star Wars.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In related news, Joseph Smith assured JW\u2019s that taking theology from science fiction was not a problem and was in fact divinely inspired. <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=582\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=582<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire: Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses believe the Holy Spirit to be an impersonal force. You can check out more about JW beliefs here. https:\/\/carm.org\/jehovahs-witnesses\/jehovahs-witness-beliefs-jesus\/ A theology far, far, away from reality \u2013 Local Star Wars fan and devout Jehovah\u2019s Witness Lukas Groundwalker was more than a little bit confused when JW founder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":868,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/868"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}