{"id":696,"date":"2022-09-07T13:15:21","date_gmt":"2022-09-07T19:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=696"},"modified":"2023-06-14T13:12:22","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T19:12:22","slug":"brigham-young-assures-latter-day-saints-that-joseph-smith-is-just-as-fluent-in-gibberish-as-he-is-in-egyptian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=696","title":{"rendered":"Brigham Young Assures Latter &#8211; Day Saints that Joseph Smith Is Just as Fluent in Gibberish as He Is in Egyptian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Salt Lake City, Utah \u2013 Second President of the Latter-Day Saint Church, Brigham Young had his work cut out for him. Young has been seen frantically trying to convince the world that Joseph Smith did in fact understand Egyptian and did not accidently translate the Book of Abraham from the Egyptian Book of the Dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cLook here folks!\u201d Young roared at a make reformed Egyptian great again rally. \u201cJoseph Smith was as fluent in Egyptian as he was in gibberish. There ain\u2019t nobody here who is going to tell me that our beloved prophet didn\u2019t speak gibberish from time to time.\u201d Young paused. \u201cOops, probably shouldn\u2019t have said that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In a statement, the LDS church said they could prove Smith\u2019s fluency in gibberish by pointing out that it is identical with reformed Egyptian. The LDS Church did not reply to our request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Salt Lake City, Utah \u2013 Second President of the Latter-Day Saint Church, Brigham Young had his work cut out for him. Young has been seen frantically trying to convince the world that Joseph Smith did in fact understand Egyptian and did not accidently translate the Book of Abraham from the Egyptian Book [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1083,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":699,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions\/699"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}