{"id":708,"date":"2022-09-12T14:01:22","date_gmt":"2022-09-12T20:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=708"},"modified":"2022-09-12T14:28:22","modified_gmt":"2022-09-12T20:28:22","slug":"muhammads-in-the-bible-cries-muslim-when-muhammad-appears-in-bible-apples-to-apples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMuhammad&#8217;s in the Bible!\u201d Cries Muslim When Muhammad Appears in Bible Apples to Apples"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nicaea \u2013 To celebrate the removal of Muhammad from the Bible (<a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=409\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=409<\/a>) the church fathers decided to celebrate with a rousing game of Bible Apples to Apples.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Inside sources confirmed that the council erupted into chaos after jolly old St. Nicholas accidently played the Muhammad card. \u201cHow the heck did he get here?\u201d Nick wondered, scratching his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cThere you see!\u201d Devout follower of Muhammad, Uthman declared. (No one is quite sure exactly how Uthman got into the Council) \u201cMuhammad is in the Bible! Everybody knows that any card that ends up in Bible Apples to Apples must be in the Bible!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Interestingly, St. Nicholas also reported seeing cards with the names of Johann Sebastian Bach and George W. Bush. Uthman did not indicate willingness to include former President Bush in the Bible, regardless of his appearance in the game as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Nicaea \u2013 To celebrate the removal of Muhammad from the Bible (https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=409) the church fathers decided to celebrate with a rousing game of Bible Apples to Apples. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Inside sources confirmed that the council erupted into chaos after jolly old St. Nicholas accidently played the Muhammad card. \u201cHow the heck did he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":712,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}