{"id":713,"date":"2022-09-13T09:53:59","date_gmt":"2022-09-13T15:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=713"},"modified":"2022-09-13T09:53:59","modified_gmt":"2022-09-13T15:53:59","slug":"darwin-goes-to-mcdonalds-and-thinks-the-big-mac-is-an-evolved-quarter-pounder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Darwin Goes to McDonald\u2019s and Thinks the Big Mac Is an Evolved Quarter Pounder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Local McDonalds \u2013 After Emma Darwin left to see relatives in Illinois about a week ago, atheist Charles Darwin got tired of waiting for his food to come out of nothing and headed to the local McDonalds for a big mac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am looking for your evolved quarter pounder.\u201d Darwin said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYou want what now?\u201d Confused waiter Roberto Luongo asked Darwin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cOh, you know, the evolved quarter pounder. What do they call it these days?\u201d It was as if a light bulb went off in Darwin\u2019s head. \u201cThe big mac!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMr. Darwin, I am a creationist when it comes to good burgers.\u201d Roberto Luongo replied. Sources close to Darwin indicated that the famed atheist was hungry enough that he did not object to a created burger if it would just sustain him long enough until his wife got home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today The Local McDonalds \u2013 After Emma Darwin left to see relatives in Illinois about a week ago, atheist Charles Darwin got tired of waiting for his food to come out of nothing and headed to the local McDonalds for a big mac. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am looking for your evolved quarter pounder.\u201d Darwin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":714,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":715,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions\/715"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}