{"id":716,"date":"2022-09-15T11:27:52","date_gmt":"2022-09-15T17:27:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=716"},"modified":"2022-09-15T11:27:52","modified_gmt":"2022-09-15T17:27:52","slug":"muhammad-leads-the-charge-to-find-himself-in-origin-of-species","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=716","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Leads the Charge to Find Himself in \u2018Origin of Species\u2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mecca \u2013 After failing to find himself in the Bible and only narrowly squeezing himself into the Book of Mormon (<a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=306\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=306<\/a>), Muhammad has indicated that he will now try to make an appearance in Darwin\u2019s \u2018Origin of Species.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am that cool looking dude!\u201d Muhammad exclaimed, pointing to the cover art depicting Charles Darwin. \u201cYou know, the guy right next to King Kong!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; When told by Darwin that King Kong was not in anyway prophesied about in \u2018Origin of Species,\u2019 Muhammad appeared to be quite upset. By publishing time, Muhammad figured it wouldn\u2019t matter what Darwin originally wrote, considering Muhammad was just adding things anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At this time, record numbers of atheists had converted to Islam after learning that Charles Darwin and Muhammad looked identical.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Mecca \u2013 After failing to find himself in the Bible and only narrowly squeezing himself into the Book of Mormon (https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=306), Muhammad has indicated that he will now try to make an appearance in Darwin\u2019s \u2018Origin of Species.\u2019 &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cI am that cool looking dude!\u201d Muhammad exclaimed, pointing to the cover art [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":718,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions\/718"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}