{"id":729,"date":"2022-09-27T10:46:18","date_gmt":"2022-09-27T16:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=729"},"modified":"2022-09-27T10:46:18","modified_gmt":"2022-09-27T16:46:18","slug":"jesus-rushed-to-the-hospital-after-surviving-crucifixion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=729","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Rushed to the Hospital After Surviving Crucifixion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Golgotha, Place of the Skull \u2013 Breaking news as Jesus arrives at the hospital just days before his resurrection. Contrary to history, it turns out that those dumb Romans failed to kill Jesus on the cross and Jesus had to be rushed to the hospital (aka Mary Magdalene\u2019s house) on an ambulance (aka the snazzy donkey that Jesus had ridden into Jerusalem on.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While racing Jesus to the nonexistent hospitals of the first century, the disciples expressed their shock at the events that had just occurred. \u201cI think all twelve of us might be hallucinating.\u201d Doubting Thomas said. \u201cWhat other explanation could there be for the Romans failure to kill Jesus and our emergency flight via God\u2019s favored donkey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The apostle Peter suggested that the disciples were just making the whole story up. \u201cI have no idea why we would do that.\u201d Peter said. \u201cWe gain nothing, and it doesn\u2019t make sense, but it certainly makes more sense than taking Jesus to the hospital on a donkey.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As of publishing time, the tale of Jesus\u2019s emergency room trip was met with far less skepticism from skeptics than Jesus\u2019s resurrection was.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Golgotha, Place of the Skull \u2013 Breaking news as Jesus arrives at the hospital just days before his resurrection. Contrary to history, it turns out that those dumb Romans failed to kill Jesus on the cross and Jesus had to be rushed to the hospital (aka Mary Magdalene\u2019s house) on an ambulance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":481,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":730,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/729\/revisions\/730"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}