{"id":735,"date":"2022-09-30T12:02:34","date_gmt":"2022-09-30T18:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=735"},"modified":"2022-09-30T12:02:34","modified_gmt":"2022-09-30T18:02:34","slug":"joseph-smith-reminds-jesus-that-true-martyrs-go-out-with-a-bang","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=735","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Reminds Jesus that True Martyrs Go Out with a Bang"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Going Beyond the Satire: Was Joseph Smith a true martyr? Check out this article from the Mormon research ministry. <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/martyrdom\"><em>https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/martyrdom<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The grove of trees around Joseph Smith\u2019s place \u2013 Recently, Latter Day Saint prophet Joseph Smith put his stellar translation skills to use and decided to translate the Bible from Reformed Egyptian, back into English. <a href=\"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=464\">https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=464<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sources confirmed that Smith was shocked to see that it was Peter that cut off the Roman\u2019s ear and not Jesus. \u201cWhat the heck!\u201d Smith exclaimed. \u201cJesus didn\u2019t fight back?\u201d So, being a prophet who can do that sort of thing, Smith confronted his savior in the backyard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cStick em up!\u201d A decidedly gangster looking Joseph Smith told LDS Heavenly Father and LDS Jesus before he realized who they were. The mortal bodies of the LDS Gods sometimes made it hard to distinguish between man and God. \u201cOops.\u201d Smith said. Joseph Smith did have the grace to look abashed when LDS heavenly father\u2019s mortal body took cover in the nearest bush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cDon\u2019t you know that all true martyrs go out with a bang just like me.\u201d Smith told LDS Jesus after Heavenly Father forgave him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cYes, Joseph, I am sure they do.\u201d LDS Heavenly Father replied. \u201cBut please, just put that pistol away before there is a nasty accident.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Going Beyond the Satire: Was Joseph Smith a true martyr? Check out this article from the Mormon research ministry. https:\/\/www.mrm.org\/martyrdom The grove of trees around Joseph Smith\u2019s place \u2013 Recently, Latter Day Saint prophet Joseph Smith put his stellar translation skills to use and decided to translate the Bible from Reformed Egyptian, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":736,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":737,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions\/737"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}