{"id":742,"date":"2022-10-06T09:26:44","date_gmt":"2022-10-06T15:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=742"},"modified":"2022-10-06T09:26:44","modified_gmt":"2022-10-06T15:26:44","slug":"muhammad-suggests-that-hot-air-balloons-were-used-to-rescue-jesus-from-the-cross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=742","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Suggests that Hot Air Balloons Were Used to Rescue Jesus from the Cross"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Arabia &#8211; Islamic prophet Muhammad recently figured out just how exactly Allah rescued Jesus from his horrific death on the cross. It turns out that Allah in his wisdom decided to use a hot air balloon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;\u201cThe apostle Peter designed a hot air balloon and snatched Jesus (peace be upon him) off the cross before the Roman\u2019s very eyes.\u201d Muhammad told Muslims and Christians alike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Christians reminded Muhammad that hot air balloons were not an option for a first century fisherman. Muhammad pointed out that Peter, as a superstitious first century dude didn\u2019t know that hot air balloons had not been invented yet and designed one anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJesus\u2019s (peace be upon him) ascension was a happy accident.\u201d Muhammad concluded. \u201cJesus floated into the clouds when Peter lost control of the hot air balloon and Jesus was never seen again.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, the Write brothers had reached out to Peter hoping for some tips on building their new plane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Arabia &#8211; Islamic prophet Muhammad recently figured out just how exactly Allah rescued Jesus from his horrific death on the cross. It turns out that Allah in his wisdom decided to use a hot air balloon. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;\u201cThe apostle Peter designed a hot air balloon and snatched Jesus (peace be upon him) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":743,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":744,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions\/744"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}