{"id":749,"date":"2022-10-11T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-11T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=749"},"modified":"2022-12-06T14:00:53","modified_gmt":"2022-12-06T20:00:53","slug":"muhammad-reminds-star-wars-fans-allah-is-not-your-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=749","title":{"rendered":"Muhammad Reminds Star Wars Fans \u201cAllah is Not Your Father\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire Note: Why is Allah so averse to being a Heavenly Father? Christian apologists David Wood and Anthony Rogers take a look at the phycology of Muhammad. <\/em>https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fjqnl4nJSpk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The local mosque \u2013 The local imam had his hands full when Muhammad showed up to mosque in the middle of the message dressed in a Darth Vader costume. Apart from the obvious delight Muslims felt from seeing their beloved prophet show up in the mosque, there were some unanswered questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cWhy the heck is Muhammad (peace be upon him) dressed in a Darth Vader Costume?\u201d Asked one devout Muslim who wished to remain anonymous. \u201cIt is not even Halloween.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; According to the imam, Muhammad walked straight to the center of the stage and started doing a lot of Darth Vader like things. \u201cAllah is not your father.\u201d Muhammad told the assembled Muslims in a strange robotic voice. \u201cAllah is your master. Allah is your master. You must obey. Obey Allah.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; According to sources, a Disney representative who also happened to be a Muslim offered Muhammad a job playing Darth Vader in a Darth Vader reboot. By publishing time, Muhammad had rejected the offer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: Why is Allah so averse to being a Heavenly Father? Christian apologists David Wood and Anthony Rogers take a look at the phycology of Muhammad. https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=fjqnl4nJSpk The local mosque \u2013 The local imam had his hands full when Muhammad showed up to mosque in the middle of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=749"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":832,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/749\/revisions\/832"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}