{"id":753,"date":"2022-10-13T12:09:06","date_gmt":"2022-10-13T18:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=753"},"modified":"2022-10-13T12:09:06","modified_gmt":"2022-10-13T18:09:06","slug":"joseph-smith-commanded-to-canonize-star-trek-as-official-mormon-doctrine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Commanded to Canonize Star Trek as Official Mormon Doctrine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>Publisher&#8217;s Note: This article was published by admin, but written by Timothy, writer here at Rock Solid Apologia<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Salt Lake City \u2013 Latter Day Saint Trekkies rejoice! Joseph Smith was out on a walk when he received yet another vision from the angel Moroni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJoseph\u201d the angel declared, this time sporting a prominent ridge on his forehead. \u201cI have some more Golden Plates for you to decode. These ones come directly from the universe\u2019s newest God: Worf.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Upon taking out his trusty hat and seer stone, a shocked Joseph Smith found these plates were not written in Reformed Egyptian, but in Klingon. \u201cWow!\u201d Smith exclaimed. \u201cThis language is more real than Reformed Egyptian. And from the first God other than Elohim to reveal himself to humans on earth!\u201d The excitement on Smith\u2019s face was palpable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After Joseph Smith got a Klingon to English dictionary and decoded the plates, he discovered that they told him to canonize every Star Trek movie and tv series, especially <em>The Next Generation.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Critics are asking when <em>Star Wars<\/em> will join <em>Star Trek <\/em>and <em>Battlestar Galactica <\/em>as official Latter Day Saint Science <em>non <\/em>&#8211; fiction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Publisher&#8217;s Note: This article was published by admin, but written by Timothy, writer here at Rock Solid Apologia. Satura Apologia Today Salt Lake City \u2013 Latter Day Saint Trekkies rejoice! Joseph Smith was out on a walk when he received yet another vision from the angel Moroni. \u201cJoseph\u201d the angel declared, this time sporting a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":755,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions\/755"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}