{"id":759,"date":"2022-10-19T12:44:01","date_gmt":"2022-10-19T18:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=759"},"modified":"2022-10-19T12:44:01","modified_gmt":"2022-10-19T18:44:01","slug":"top-alternative-theories-for-the-resurrection-for-those-who-still-have-faith-that-jesus-didnt-rise-from-the-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=759","title":{"rendered":"Top Alternative Theories for the Resurrection for Those Who Still Have Faith that Jesus Didn\u2019t Rise from the Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you find yourself wresting with blind faith in the idea that Jesus did not rise from the dead? Are you finding that there is absolutely no evidence for that belief? We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site compiled a list of the best alternate theories for the resurrection. If the scholarly theories aren\u2019t doing it for you, try these!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\" type=\"1\"><li>John the Baptist taught Jesus karate in the desert. Jesus found those skills to be handy in resisting arrest.<\/li><li>Peter accidently cut off Jesus\u2019s head when he tried to kill that Roman servant.<\/li><li>Todd. It was Todd. He appeared to the apostle Paul.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>If these don\u2019t help the skeptics ground their faith in truth, we don\u2019t know what will!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Do you find yourself wresting with blind faith in the idea that Jesus did not rise from the dead? Are you finding that there is absolutely no evidence for that belief? We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site compiled a list of the best alternate theories for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":760,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":761,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/761"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}