{"id":762,"date":"2022-10-20T08:49:52","date_gmt":"2022-10-20T14:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=762"},"modified":"2022-12-27T11:12:09","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T17:12:09","slug":"worlds-one-and-only-apologetics-satire-site-digs-up-joseph-smith-and-charles-taze-russels-handy-how-to-guide-to-starting-new-religions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=762","title":{"rendered":"World\u2019s One and Only Apologetics Satire Site Digs up Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell\u2019s Handy How to Guide to Starting New Religions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have you ever found yourself in disagreement with scripture? Have you noticed that you\u2019re better at interpreting God\u2019s word than God is? Well, that is probably how the prophet\u2019s Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell felt when they started Mormonism and Jehovah\u2019s Witness respectively.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We here at the world\u2019s one and only apologetics satire site dug up these dude\u2019s step by step guide to starting a false religion. Don\u2019t try this at home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\" type=\"1\">\n<li>Fetch the scissors, open your Bible, and cut out the passages you disagree with.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Declare that the Bible has been corrupted! (Note, you did not corrupt the Bible by removing the verses you disliked, those verses were already corrupt)<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Make it known that you are an expert in a language you know nothing about.&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Try making a few verifiably false prophesies.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>There you have it folks. It\u2019s easy! Like the almighty says, \u201cFor wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction.\u201d (Matthew 7:13)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Have you ever found yourself in disagreement with scripture? Have you noticed that you\u2019re better at interpreting God\u2019s word than God is? Well, that is probably how the prophet\u2019s Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell felt when they started Mormonism and Jehovah\u2019s Witness respectively. We here at the world\u2019s one and only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":763,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":865,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions\/865"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}