{"id":769,"date":"2022-10-26T13:34:36","date_gmt":"2022-10-26T19:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=769"},"modified":"2022-12-27T11:11:21","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T17:11:21","slug":"charles-taze-russel-reveals-that-joseph-smith-taught-him-greek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=769","title":{"rendered":"Charles Taze Russell Reveals that Joseph Smith Taught him Greek"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Beyond the Satire Note: There is good reason to doubt that Jehovah Witness founder Charles Taze Russell knew any Greek when he translated the New World Translation of the Bible.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pampa Texas \u2013 Charles Taze Russell\u2019s Greek translation skills have come under fire recently after Russell was overheard telling his followers that the Greek word for Angel was Jedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cWho taught him Greek?\u201d The apostle Paul wondered. Charles Taze Russell fired back at his critics by stating that he was taught Greek by the master himself. Joseph Smith.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cAll right Chuck, it\u2019s time for Greek 101!\u201d Joseph Smith declared. \u201cThe Greek word for Jehovah is Yoda.\u201d Smith paused to enunciate every last syllable. \u201cSee, it sounds sort of like Yahweh only with that nice Greek feel to it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cThe world can rest assured that Joseph Smith is just as skilled in Greek as he is in Egyptian.\u201d Charles Taze Russell told the press in a statement. Neither Joseph Smith nor Charles Taze Russell responded to our request for comment. A spokesman for the prophets told us that they were in detention for failing Greek class.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Beyond the Satire Note: There is good reason to doubt that Jehovah Witness founder Charles Taze Russell knew any Greek when he translated the New World Translation of the Bible. Pampa Texas \u2013 Charles Taze Russell\u2019s Greek translation skills have come under fire recently after Russell was overheard telling his followers that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":864,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions\/864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}