{"id":787,"date":"2022-11-08T10:42:48","date_gmt":"2022-11-08T16:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2022-11-08T10:42:48","modified_gmt":"2022-11-08T16:42:48","slug":"joseph-smith-asks-heavenly-father-if-long-lost-brother-todd-can-come-with-him-to-interpret-reformed-egyptian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=787","title":{"rendered":"Joseph Smith Asks Heavenly Father if Long Lost Brother Todd Can Come with Him to Interpret Reformed Egyptian"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>New York \u2013 Unbeknownst to the world, most Latter-Day Saints and Heavenly Father himself, Joseph Smith had a long-lost brother. Recently, Joseph Smith introduced the world to Todd Smith. Todd is the only dude in the whole of history who can truly say he understands reformed Egyptian. That is probably why nobody has ever heard of him before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cMy little bro Todd is the linguist every Latter-Day Saint wishes that I had.\u201d Joseph Smith said in what should have been a private letter to Brigham Young.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cCome on Heavenly Father, can I please just take Todd with me as interpreter.\u201d The LDS prophet begged. \u201cI have a nasty tendency to interpret the reformed Egyptian words \u2018thus saith the lord\u2019 as \u2018may the force be with you.\u2019 Pretty please?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Regrettably, Heavenly Father turned down Joseph Smith\u2019s request. Todd, who happened to be on vacation with the lost tribes of Israel was shaking his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today New York \u2013 Unbeknownst to the world, most Latter-Day Saints and Heavenly Father himself, Joseph Smith had a long-lost brother. Recently, Joseph Smith introduced the world to Todd Smith. Todd is the only dude in the whole of history who can truly say he understands reformed Egyptian. That is probably why nobody [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":790,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/787\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}