{"id":795,"date":"2022-11-11T09:25:47","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T15:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2022-11-11T09:25:47","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T15:25:47","slug":"mithras-argues-that-jesus-couldnt-rise-from-the-dead-simply-because-he-did-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Mithras Argues that Jesus Couldn\u2019t Rise from the Dead Simply Because He Did Too"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Going Beyond the Satire: Skeptics allege that some of the stories about Jesus were stolen from another deity called Mithras. Check out this article from a cold case detective investigating the parallels between Jesus and Mithras. <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-mithras-mythology\/\"><em>https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-mithras-mythology\/<\/em><\/a><em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Persia \u2013 According to the moon, a devout follower of Mithras, the ancient deity was finally convinced that Jesus failed to rise from the dead after rising from the dead himself and realizing how difficult it was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cRising from the dead is powerful tricky.\u201d Mithras reminded his atheist followers. \u201cFor one thing, I really liked sitting on the clouds playing harps all day long. I found I had a knack for it. For another thing, getting off the clouds and landing back on the ground is difficult without dying again. I am not sure how this Jesus dude could have managed it without being a knockoff of me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; At publishing time, Mithras also convinced himself that the apostle Peter was an obvious rip off from his devout disciple, a circular shape that circles the earth known only as the moon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Going Beyond the Satire: Skeptics allege that some of the stories about Jesus were stolen from another deity called Mithras. Check out this article from a cold case detective investigating the parallels between Jesus and Mithras. https:\/\/coldcasechristianity.com\/writings\/is-jesus-simply-a-retelling-of-the-mithras-mythology\/ &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Persia \u2013 According to the moon, a devout follower of Mithras, the ancient deity [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":797,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":798,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/798"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}