{"id":799,"date":"2022-11-11T09:30:26","date_gmt":"2022-11-11T15:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=799"},"modified":"2022-11-11T09:30:26","modified_gmt":"2022-11-11T15:30:26","slug":"powerful-darwin-convinces-hitler-that-the-holocaust-was-wrong-after-reading-the-science-textbook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Powerful! Darwin Convinces Hitler that the Holocaust was Wrong after Reading the Science Textbook"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Satura Apologia Today<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Berlin Germany \u2013 Charles Darwin recently had a chat with Adolf Hitler and the repercussions of their conversation will reverberate around the religious world. Recently, Darwin announced his plan to stop the Holocaust by reading Hitler some good old fashion science textbooks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cScience can explain everything.\u201d Darwin said in a statement before leaving for Berlin. \u201cI am confident that after explaining the chemical makeup of Jews on the molecular level, Hitler will cease and desist all harmful actions against them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cLook here, Mr. Hitler!\u201d Darwin told the genocidal maniac after receiving a lovely tour of the concentration camps. \u201cNatural selection shows that only the strongest survive. Now stop killing the disabled members of your society!\u201d Darwin pointed at the atrocities happening around him. \u201cCan\u2019t you see the inherent worth present in every dying bag of fizzing atoms around us?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Darwin and Hitler did not reply to Satura Apologia Today\u2019s request for comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satura Apologia Today Berlin Germany \u2013 Charles Darwin recently had a chat with Adolf Hitler and the repercussions of their conversation will reverberate around the religious world. Recently, Darwin announced his plan to stop the Holocaust by reading Hitler some good old fashion science textbooks. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; \u201cScience can explain everything.\u201d Darwin said in a statement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-satura-apologia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=799"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":800,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/799\/revisions\/800"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rocksolidapologia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}